By the time this comic is posted Jeremy and I will have lost a significant amount of money at the blackjack table and local mobsters will have kidnapped Jeremy’s wife, holding her as collateral until we pay back the “loan” they gave us when we assured them we have an unbeatable system for beating the house.

Our system is always bet on black. Imagine our surprise when it turned out that didn’t apply to blackjack.

Please send money C/O Inglorious Hipsters to Caesar’s Palace, Las Vegas and help us ensure the safe return of Jeremy’s wife. They’ve been making her repeatedly watch Good Luck Chuck, we don’t know how much more she can take!