I really wanted to work a Paula Deen joke into this comic, but I couldn’t find a way without drastically altering Jeremy’s script. Just so you’re not left wondering, the gag would have been something like “she’s fat and has diabetes.”

Sometimes you have to leave money on the table to get ahead.

Is that a saying or did I just make that up? Did it sound wise and prophetic? Let’s just say it was me then. Happy Monday, everyone!