Hey, how were those Oscars last night? Full of wonder and excitement?! Just kidding, of course they weren’t!

It’s hard to imagine something more over-hyped than Modern Family on television, but the Oscars would certainly be it. Hey, so and so from some boring movie you didn’t see won an award for it, hurray, I guess?

The Academy Awards might have more credibility than, say, the Grammys, but that doesn’t make it any more fun to watch. I know this may all sound ironic, just one week ago I was talking about how I was on a podcast last year discussing the Oscars. Yeah, well, I didn’t watch the Oscars last year either.