How’s everyone doing post Thanksgiving? Are you sufficiently fatter? Excellent, I pronounce your holiday a success!

For those Americans out there, Canada celebrates Thanksgiving in October because by November all that’s on the ground is snow, not an earthy rainbow of autumnal hues. You see, if we celebrated Thanksgiving in November, like you, the holiday’s decorations would be themed in bright winter snow. But we already have a snow themed holiday, Christmas. So it would be awfully confusing to have two snowy holidays a year, you see? Consumers at West Edmonton Mall would be confused which month it was!

The more you know.

Remember this Thursday is the premiere of Inglorious Hipsters: The Podcast! Don’t miss it! Or do…it doesn’t really matter. It’s the internet, it’s not exactly appointment viewing.