Hey friends, the weekend is almost upon us and for us Edmontonians that apparently means we can look forward to more snow. Yes, it’s another typical yo-yo spring in the City of Champions: snow melts, snow comes back, snow melts, snow comes back!
For those of you who don’t live in Canada who would like to simulate the experience here’s what you do: get two glasses of water, fill one with warm water and the other with ice. Rapidly alternate dunking your balls (or vagina, I don’t want to discriminate) into each glass. Repeat for three months.
And now your moment of Dead-Beef.