By As some of you may know by reading me whine about it on Twitter, I’ve been suffering from another Urinary Tract Infection the last two weeks. Between this latest infection and the one I suffered in May, I’ve decided to create a new persona for myself, a super-hero alter ego…UTI-Man! He fights for truth, justice, and the line to bathroom at Tim Hortons.
UTI-Man is known for his popular catch phrases:
“My prostate is tingling!”
“Up, Up, and out of bed to pee!”
and of course,
“In brightest day…in blackest night, no toilet shall escape my sight! Let those who doubt cranberry juice’s might beware my power–UTI-man’s light!”